Hogtree Octovish
ponyconfessions:



I used to like FlutterMac…
I used to love FlutterMac, because the way the fans always portrayed them reminded me of my boyfriend and I. Well, now ex-boyfriend. He broke up with me a week before Valentine’s Day. Seeing the Hearts and Hooves Day episode just reminded me more that he broke up with me to see other people.
Now, I can’t look at any FlutterMac, or any Mac pairings without feeling sad. It’s been 2 weeks since the break-up and I still feel miserable…
(2-23-12)



Finally, a pro-FlutterMac post that doesn’t make me want to tear my eyes out.
(Cry my eyes out, maybe. A little bit.)
Anyway,
I know it’s half a year into the future now, but I hope that the OP is alright now.
(What? I do care about people. I just don’t like to show it very often.)

ponyconfessions:

I used to like FlutterMac…

I used to love FlutterMac, because the way the fans always portrayed them reminded me of my boyfriend and I. Well, now ex-boyfriend. He broke up with me a week before Valentine’s Day. Seeing the Hearts and Hooves Day episode just reminded me more that he broke up with me to see other people.

Now, I can’t look at any FlutterMac, or any Mac pairings without feeling sad. It’s been 2 weeks since the break-up and I still feel miserable…

(2-23-12)

Finally, a pro-FlutterMac post that doesn’t make me want to tear my eyes out.

(Cry my eyes out, maybe. A little bit.)

Anyway,

I know it’s half a year into the future now, but I hope that the OP is alright now.

(What? I do care about people. I just don’t like to show it very often.)

No kidding!

thesuperdictionary:

I…guess that’s all true. For Superman. (Also: pfffft “bad things.” Bahahahaha.)

But I mean, some people have enemies who are not bad people. They just personally do not get along.

But there’s no room for that kind of gray area in Superman’s world of black and white.

Is it wrong that when I saw “bad things”, I thought of the Foe Yay between Clark and Lex?

I’m not even gay and I want to ship them so much.

(I don’t, but that’s not the point.)

Kingdom Hearts Days in a nutshell.
Hell, the only important female character in the game has an out-of-character breakdown and then gets wiped from existence.

Kingdom Hearts Days in a nutshell.

Hell, the only important female character in the game has an out-of-character breakdown and then gets wiped from existence.

reverse-tumbling:

ponyconfessions:

Caramel got a canon girlfriend and yet sadly the flow of fanart was hardly a trickle. 

I remember when there was a blatantly straight Caramel blog, and the mod was labeled a homophobe.

The whole “Het is Ew” thing in fanfiction sickens me.
I’m not a homophobe and I support gay/equal marriage and I don’t mind either way if you classify certain characters (especially if they aren’t explicitly stated either way) as homosexual.
(Hell, I ship “Jack x Ianto” (well, used to :( ) in Torchwood and “Sherlock x John” in Sherlock.)
But flaming someone and classing them as homophobic just because disagree with you on the sexual orientation of FICTIONAL characters, is just idiotic.

reverse-tumbling:

ponyconfessions:

Caramel got a canon girlfriend and yet sadly the flow of fanart was hardly a trickle.

I remember when there was a blatantly straight Caramel blog, and the mod was labeled a homophobe.

The whole “Het is Ew” thing in fanfiction sickens me.

I’m not a homophobe and I support gay/equal marriage and I don’t mind either way if you classify certain characters (especially if they aren’t explicitly stated either way) as homosexual.

(Hell, I ship “Jack x Ianto” (well, used to :( ) in Torchwood and “Sherlock x John” in Sherlock.)

But flaming someone and classing them as homophobic just because disagree with you on the sexual orientation of FICTIONAL characters, is just idiotic.

sqoad:

ponyconfessions:

I really hope Big Mac and Fluttershy get together. Hearts and Hooves Day almost ruined my Fluttermac fanon ship and I’m glad it didn’t.

TL;DR: Don’t get your hopes up, mate.
Okay: so from the start we know this person is in denial. Had s/he watched Bleach and instead commented on his/her hopes for an Inoue-Ichigo canon I would be totally okay because the original story hints strongly that at least one party wants it.
Then there are the relationship gurus (read: relationship retards) out there who will come up with the most ridiculous and pathetic connection between characters. To make it more relevant lets bring to light Celestia-Discord (or Luna-Discord for the sob-story suckers).
The logic is this: Celestia fought Discord about a 1000 years ago to stop his evil tyranny of chaos and malice. He was essentially torturing the ponies of Equestria with his powers for his own entertainment without a single moment of pause. Unable to defeat him, because this badass mother fucker was not about to go down without a fight, Celestia was forced to resort to the next best thing: turning him into stone to take away his powers.
These relationship retards (and I don’t mean mentally challenged) will look at Celestia’s struggle against the evil Discord and say “wow, she really wanted to fuck his brains out.” and come up with all sorts of disturbing reasons as to how they come to be romantically involved (typically involves Celestia seemingly not giving a flying fuck about her people)
How, in the fucking world, could someone like Princess Celestia - a good at heart and well-intentioned individual - even begin to think the first good thought about Discord? You dense mother fuckers!
Then, of course, there’s these guys: the guys who tries to ship, not what is already implied/possible or absolutely impossible because said pair is trying to get the other one killed for specific reasons, but, those who have absolutely nothing going for them. Fuck, even Braeburn has more on-screen time with Fluttershy, and they did not even exchange a damn word, but Fluttershy and Big Mac have only shared one scene (that I can readily recall): in The Last Round Up when everyone is waiting to welcome Applejack home, Big Mac hides by the door, whilst Fluttershy hides behind the ceiling supports, with Rainbow Dash.
Let’s not even get into the thorny details about the fact that Big Mac already has a strongly implied friendship; or should I say friendship, with Cheerilee?
“But CheeriMac makes no sense because they winked at each other!” I hear you cry.
Fair enough, let’s assume that the universal human tell for ‘trust me’ means ‘I lied’, because that is not what winking means. At the end of the episode Hearts and Hooves Day, CheeriMac is completely killed off because of a wink. Well done! Now, when did FlutterMac make any kind of scene in the show? Oh yeah, it did not. Because they way it looks right now, none of the story writers have any intention of letting these two characters interact.
What would they even say?
Big Mac: “…”
Fluttershy: “…”
That’s pretty much what FlutterMac shippers has to work with. That is their only material for this ship, because that’s what canon has given you.
Deal with it.

Gotta totally agree with you on the FlutterMac thing.
CheeriMac and FlutterDash FTW.
And I think the reason most people ship Celestia and DisQord together is because of Q (who was still a douchebag but wasn’t evil evil) and the whole “Trollestia” thing.
Maybe put Discord into a “Deja Q” type story or something. That’ll learn him.
Of course, any ships I “support” that are only loosely supported by canon (or only supported by fanon) can be easily destroyed by that canon.
And I only ship (and I don’t really actively ship) for the fun of it.

sqoad:

ponyconfessions:

I really hope Big Mac and Fluttershy get together. Hearts and Hooves Day almost ruined my Fluttermac fanon ship and I’m glad it didn’t.

TL;DR: Don’t get your hopes up, mate.

Okay: so from the start we know this person is in denial. Had s/he watched Bleach and instead commented on his/her hopes for an Inoue-Ichigo canon I would be totally okay because the original story hints strongly that at least one party wants it.

Then there are the relationship gurus (read: relationship retards) out there who will come up with the most ridiculous and pathetic connection between characters. To make it more relevant lets bring to light Celestia-Discord (or Luna-Discord for the sob-story suckers).

The logic is this: Celestia fought Discord about a 1000 years ago to stop his evil tyranny of chaos and malice. He was essentially torturing the ponies of Equestria with his powers for his own entertainment without a single moment of pause. Unable to defeat him, because this badass mother fucker was not about to go down without a fight, Celestia was forced to resort to the next best thing: turning him into stone to take away his powers.

These relationship retards (and I don’t mean mentally challenged) will look at Celestia’s struggle against the evil Discord and say “wow, she really wanted to fuck his brains out.” and come up with all sorts of disturbing reasons as to how they come to be romantically involved (typically involves Celestia seemingly not giving a flying fuck about her people)

How, in the fucking world, could someone like Princess Celestia - a good at heart and well-intentioned individual - even begin to think the first good thought about Discord? You dense mother fuckers!

Then, of course, there’s these guys: the guys who tries to ship, not what is already implied/possible or absolutely impossible because said pair is trying to get the other one killed for specific reasons, but, those who have absolutely nothing going for them. Fuck, even Braeburn has more on-screen time with Fluttershy, and they did not even exchange a damn word, but Fluttershy and Big Mac have only shared one scene (that I can readily recall): in The Last Round Up when everyone is waiting to welcome Applejack home, Big Mac hides by the door, whilst Fluttershy hides behind the ceiling supports, with Rainbow Dash.

Let’s not even get into the thorny details about the fact that Big Mac already has a strongly implied friendship; or should I say friendship, with Cheerilee?

“But CheeriMac makes no sense because they winked at each other!” I hear you cry.

Fair enough, let’s assume that the universal human tell for ‘trust me’ means ‘I lied’, because that is not what winking means. At the end of the episode Hearts and Hooves Day, CheeriMac is completely killed off because of a wink. Well done! Now, when did FlutterMac make any kind of scene in the show? Oh yeah, it did not. Because they way it looks right now, none of the story writers have any intention of letting these two characters interact.

What would they even say?

Big Mac: “…”

Fluttershy: “…”

That’s pretty much what FlutterMac shippers has to work with. That is their only material for this ship, because that’s what canon has given you.

Deal with it.

Gotta totally agree with you on the FlutterMac thing.

CheeriMac and FlutterDash FTW.

And I think the reason most people ship Celestia and DisQord together is because of Q (who was still a douchebag but wasn’t evil evil) and the whole “Trollestia” thing.

Maybe put Discord into a “Deja Q” type story or something. That’ll learn him.

Of course, any ships I “support” that are only loosely supported by canon (or only supported by fanon) can be easily destroyed by that canon.

And I only ship (and I don’t really actively ship) for the fun of it.

ponyconfessions:

I really hope Big Mac and Fluttershy get together. Hearts and Hooves Day almost ruined my Fluttermac fanon ship and I’m glad it didn’t.

2/19/12

Tough.

CheeriMac and FlutterDash FTW.

narutoshippingconfessions:

Submitted by: Anonymous 

 I know they are cousins but that is no incest.


But given that their respective fathers were identical twins, they are genetically the same as half-siblings.

narutoshippingconfessions:

Submitted by: Anonymous 

 I know they are cousins but that is no incest.

But given that their respective fathers were identical twins, they are genetically the same as half-siblings.

luckygeek:

ponyconfessions:

I think Hasbro should make Lyra/Bon Bon canon to teach tolerance toward the LGBT community. 2/19/2012

BUTTTT it a fuckin’ kid show,the parent’s don’t want them to knw sex or relationships!

I’m guessing that you’re joking given that:
1) S2 E12 or E13 (depending on the source): “Baby Cakes” starts with a fricking birth.
2) S2 E17: “Hearts and Hooves Day” and (part of) S2 E18: “A Friend in Deed” were all about romantic relationships.
3) S2 E25 and E26: “A Canterlot Wedding” was about (well) a wedding.
Apart from the fact that it’s two women/mares, I don’t see how putting Lyra and Bon Bon into a relationship is any different.
And why should that make any difference? It’s the fucking 21st century, people. (Not to mention that they look cute together.)

luckygeek:

ponyconfessions:

I think Hasbro should make Lyra/Bon Bon canon to teach tolerance toward the LGBT community. 2/19/2012

BUTTTT it a fuckin’ kid show,the parent’s don’t want them to knw sex or relationships!

I’m guessing that you’re joking given that:

1) S2 E12 or E13 (depending on the source): “Baby Cakes” starts with a fricking birth.

2) S2 E17: “Hearts and Hooves Day” and (part of) S2 E18: “A Friend in Deed” were all about romantic relationships.

3) S2 E25 and E26: “A Canterlot Wedding” was about (well) a wedding.

Apart from the fact that it’s two women/mares, I don’t see how putting Lyra and Bon Bon into a relationship is any different.

And why should that make any difference? It’s the fucking 21st century, people. (Not to mention that they look cute together.)

feistymeisty:

ponyconfessions:

Confession: I hate shipping ponies mostly because many of the pairings don’t make any sense. 

I don’t ship ponies. Like I just don’t think I could. I don’t think Twilight, Rarity, Shutterfly, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, or Pinky Pie would do well together. But I kinda think it’s adorable how Spike has the biggest crush on Rarity. 

Who said you have to ship them with each other?
There’s plenty of ponies in Equestria to ship them with.
(Personally I ship Twilight with Trixie and Pinkie with Derpy.)
(And before my fellow Whovians start flaming me: Sarah-Jane, Romana, Rose, Jack, Martha and River are all I need to not ship Time Turner with anypony.)
(Except maybe Mayor Mare.)

feistymeisty:

ponyconfessions:

Confession: I hate shipping ponies mostly because many of the pairings don’t make any sense.

I don’t ship ponies. Like I just don’t think I could. I don’t think Twilight, Rarity, Shutterfly, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, or Pinky Pie would do well together. But I kinda think it’s adorable how Spike has the biggest crush on Rarity. 

Who said you have to ship them with each other?

There’s plenty of ponies in Equestria to ship them with.

(Personally I ship Twilight with Trixie and Pinkie with Derpy.)

(And before my fellow Whovians start flaming me: Sarah-Jane, Romana, Rose, Jack, Martha and River are all I need to not ship Time Turner with anypony.)

(Except maybe Mayor Mare.)

ponyconfessions:



I honestly don’t like shipping ponies. It’s too weird. 



How do you think that guys at UPS feel?
Also, CheeriMac for the win.

ponyconfessions:

I honestly don’t like shipping ponies. It’s too weird. 

How do you think that guys at UPS feel?

Also, CheeriMac for the win.

I now decree that I will now call the RariJack ship by that name.
(Well at least for a few days.)

I now decree that I will now call the RariJack ship by that name.

(Well at least for a few days.)

spyrovisitsequestria:

ponyconfessions:



(2/17/2012) I wish Big Macintosh would have more of his own character development in the series rather than just a stallion to be paired up with every other character in the fandom. 
I know shipping is fun and all though. I have nothing against it at all.



I think the only character he isn’t shipped with…
…is himself.

Nope.
http://www.derpibooru.org/43217

spyrovisitsequestria:

ponyconfessions:

(2/17/2012) I wish Big Macintosh would have more of his own character development in the series rather than just a stallion to be paired up with every other character in the fandom. 

I know shipping is fun and all though. I have nothing against it at all.

I think the only character he isn’t shipped with…

…is himself.

Nope.

http://www.derpibooru.org/43217

ponyconfessions:

Part of the reason I ship it. :P

Even though I prefer FlutterDash and CheeriMac, I think this is a brilliant idea.

ponyconfessions:

Part of the reason I ship it. :P

Even though I prefer FlutterDash and CheeriMac, I think this is a brilliant idea.